Why do Americans think extraterrestrials would visit the countryside leaving crop circles, conspiracies, and levitating cattle? — The bovine flails its legs, eyes wide, neck writing within the solid extraterrestrial beam — floating up, up into the night towards its impending doom… It’s an absurd trope: interstellar travelers hurtle towards Earth from billions of lightyears away, only to crash land in the middle of the desert or…